Why do women make fun of these types of men for?

Ok, so let's suppose that an adult male grows up with a dad who was physically abusive which sapped the former child of any self-esteem and self confidence while growing up. As such this former male child never started dating in high school due to his incredible shyness and lack of self-confidence. Since this individual came from a dysfunctional family who wouldn't help him to go to college, he joined the USMC, served his time, got out, got a civilian job, got laid off, and subsequently started going to college after leaving the Marine Corps. Since this individual was in the Marine Corps versus a different service, he was stationed in a town that didn't have any single women and thus missed out on being able to date and have a normal social life. Moreover, this individual moved to a town in the western U.S. which is primarily an AF and Army town and, as such, 90% of the women are military wives or military dependents who only date guys that they know from their high school days. Sadly, I am the person that I have discussed above. I am going on 31 years old and have never had a real g/f before in my life and the two women that I have talked to via online dating cannot seem to understand my unique life circumstances. So, if I make it to 40 without ever having a g/f, then don't you think that I should just go ahead and plan on dying alone? Maybe I should consider the priesthood since women find me so disgusting and unattractive. Priests are required to practice celibacy and it hasn't killed me thus far. LOL!